人生其實沒有什麼太大的道理，只有一些簡單的常識和邏輯而已～這個邏輯似乎有點道理？讓我們很快的就能知道　－　人、男人、女人和男人 + 女人 都只是地球的生物而已.....

人 = 吃飯 + 睡覺 + 上班 + 玩，
豬 = 吃飯 + 睡覺，
代入上式得：人 = 豬 + 上班 + 玩，
移項得：人 - 玩 = 豬 + 上班。
結論 : 不懂玩的人 = 會上班的豬!

男人 = 吃飯 + 睡覺 + 掙錢，
豬 = 吃飯 + 睡覺，
代入上式得：男人 = 豬 + 掙錢，
移項得：豬 = 男人 - 掙錢，
所以：男人不掙錢等於豬。

女人 = 吃飯 + 睡覺 + 花錢，
豬 = 吃飯 + 睡覺，

代入上式得：女人 = 豬 + 花錢，

移項得：女人 - 花錢 = 豬。
結論是：女人不花錢的都是豬。

綜上所得：
男人為了讓女人不變成豬而掙錢！
女人為了讓男人不變成豬而花錢！
但是？男人加上女人以後呢？
男人 + 女人 =  豬 + 掙錢 + 豬 + 花錢

掙錢和花錢將互相抵銷，其結果為０，

所以：男人 + 女人 = 兩頭豬..........

A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest.
A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself

A simple friend has never seen you cry.
A real friend has shoulders soggy from your tears..

A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names.
A real friend has their phone numbers in his address book.

A simple friend brings a casserole or dessert to your party.
A real friend comes early to help you cook and stays late to help you
clean.

A simple friend hates it when you call after they've gone to bed.
A real friend asks you why you took so long to call.

A simple friend seeks to talk with you about your problems.
A real friend seeks to help you with your problems.


A simple friend wonders about your romantic history.
A real friend could blackmail you with it.

A simple friend thinks the friendship is over when you have an argument.
A real friend calls you after you had a fight.

A simple friend expects you to always be there for them.
A real friend expects to always be there for you!

A simple friend reads this e-mail and deletes it.
A real friend passes it on and sends it back to you!

Pass this on to anyone you care about......if you get it back you have
no beginning, no end.

It keeps us together, like our Circle of Friends.